Your mouth is God's brothel.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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