I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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