So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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