I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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