I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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