Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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