Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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