My brain says no but my pants say off.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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