Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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