ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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