I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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