Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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