I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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