Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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