Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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