she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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