If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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