You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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