you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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