ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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