Porn is love you can see.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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