Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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