Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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