Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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