I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
