break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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