I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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