He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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