so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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