Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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