don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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