I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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