Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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