i don't plan on having that self control this summer
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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