It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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