I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I just want nice things and good sex
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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