so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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