Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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