Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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