dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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