Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We left an ass print on the piano.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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