Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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