weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We left the knife in your bed.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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