I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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