just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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