Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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