Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I can't turn off my feet"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
