We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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