just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
