I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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