neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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