someone get that fucking seahorse.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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